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  • Question: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear - Anonymous
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    wxng:

    asian:

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nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

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riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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stars-cant-do-it-not-today:

thenowhereprince:

Bun in a mug

Ass slapping nun, I’m coming for that bun! 

BUNZ!!!

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bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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(via gnarly)

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foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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